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Lost secrets for the final season, plus bonus humor from the woman you know as Claire — but will soon be known as the object of Rob Pattinson's affection
About the Jokester: When we last heard about Claire Littleton, Emilie de Ravin's character on ABC's Lost she went missing which, on the world's most confusing TV show, means she could be alive, dead, or in an alternate space-time continuum. After a season-five hiatus, the 27-year-old Australian actress is back for the last season of the series, in which we'll finally get some answers. "You can't wrap it up with a little ribbon and say, 'We're done, we're cool, everything's tied up,'" de Ravin warns.
Her next project is the upcoming film Remember Me, in which she stars a cop's daughter being romanced by Rob Pattinson. The best part about it: She doesn't go missing.
Joke No. 1: A young man called the phone operator: "Hello, operator. I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona." "There are multiple listings for Mary Jones," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?" The young man hesitated and then said, "Well, most people call me Iceman."
Joke No. 2: Why don't blind people sky dive? It scares the shit out of the dog.
Joke No. 3: Three elderly ladies take a stroll in the park when a younger man flashes them. Two of them have a stroke. One of them misses out.
THNX TO LUCY PEARL FROM FAN FORUM
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